1 1/2 cups patience
1 cup courage
3/4 cup tolerance
dash of adventure
1 pound ability
With the above ingredients:
Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease. Let stand alone for six months. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat. Sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday. Season with international spices. Bake 20 years until done. Serve with pride.
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